What do you call a big Irish spider?

ST PATRICK'S DAY will be celebrated with a few Guinness beers on the Fraser Coast on March 17 and maybe a joke or two. 

Here are a few Irish jokes to get into the spirit of tomorrow's celebrations. 

Do you have a favourite Irish joke or pun? Join the discussion and tell us below. 

 

1. Never iron a four leaf clover. You don't want to press your luck.

 

IRISH: Four leaf clover

 

 

2. Recipe for Irish stew: Get some meat, some potatoes and a lot of Guinness Stout. Drink all of the beer. Forget about the stew.

 

 

3. What do you call a big Irish spider? A Paddy long legs.

 

 

4. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? It is because they're always a little short.

 

5. What's the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one fewer drunk.

 

At one time, Dublin's St James' Gate Brewery had 300 coopers working fulltime making casks for Guinness.
Guiness Beer Graham Reid